The nonth of movember

Some of you Americans may remember last year how I tried to indoctrinate you with the idea of turning November into 'Movember' (without much success I should add). Well here we are again. Movember - the month where men grow mustaches to offend women, scare little children, and raise awareness for men's health issues. Well the idea is that you are supposed to be sponsored while doing it, but many who are facial-hair impared like myself simply use the opportunity to test out the mo - a practice which would be inexcusable during any other month.

As you can tell from the image, my mo is progressing very nicely thank you very much, and with the benefit of a self-developed advanced computer algorithm for facial hair analysis and growth simulation, I can predict that come the 31st of Nov, I may infact be unrecognisable.